hero
remember when you reblogged dis 5 times in a row? I do
^^ same
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
“My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?”
Starkids: Lauren Lopez
thank you
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
this is so hot
Macklesmores
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
- you guys are allowed to send me messages
- you’re allowed to just say hi
- feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
- you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
- don’t be afraid to be off anon
- you can talk to me
- i like talking to you guys
- please
- i dont bite
“hey, did u hear somebody bought tumblr?”
“ya, who?”
“yeah”
